Title: Hosed
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente

Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy

 Release Date: January 15, 2019

Blurb

 

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a
second chance with the virgin next door…
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come
with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high
school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to
be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy
factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. 
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. 
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t
seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.  
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a
firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon,
scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no
cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.

 

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Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale. 
 
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.

 

 

Review

Cassie left her hometown Happy Cat to pursue her dreams in San Francisco. When her sister needed to get away Cassie returned home to ensure her sister’s business, Sunshine Sex Toys factory, would still be there when she returned. She is a self described virgin code-writing nerd so the last thing she needs is to be living across the street from high school crush who never knew how she felt.

Ryan is enjoying his life. He loves his job as a firefighter, is close to his family and has a pet raccoon. When he comes face to face with Cassie under the most unlikely of circumstances, he knows she is what he has been missing.

Humorous banter, zany townspeople, five alarm chemistry and two people who have found their other half make this a story you don’t want to miss. I hope that these authors team up again in the future.

 

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