💙Hot Mess Love by Aria Hawthorne💙

He used to be my hot British crush. Then he unexpectedly became my archenemy billionaire boss. Now I’m a total hot mess because I might just be falling in love.Okay, it’s true. I am totally the thirstiest single girl in all of Chicago for wanting to drink those dimples right off his beautiful, Euro-chiseled face the moment he walks up to my candy counter and says, “Cheers” with his posh British accent and deliciously devilish smirk. #EarlofStudlandia

He’s offering me a one-night stand in his penthouse hotel suite and I’m the kind of habitual hot mess who’s willing to accept it, if I wasn’t already over-committed. #MistressofMisbehavin

You see, I’ve been suckered into accepting this crazy second job. Despite the fact that I’ve never held a respectable, responsible job for more than a month in my life, I’m now the social media director of my favorite online store selling “intimate accessories” for single girls like me who don’t want to wait around for Prince Charming to magically swipe right, just so I can experience my nightly Mighty O’s. #MyPleasureChest #MyFemaleEmpowerment

But there’s just one problem–the company’s old crotchety chief investor, who I’ve never met, is determined to force the business into bankruptcy, and the only way I can keep it afloat–and my new job as its Director of Cumbacks in play–is if I can convince my newest nemesis, Mr. Kit Crusty Balls, that I can turnaround his failing company faster than its JackRabbits can make me say, Ooh-ooh-ooh-OOH-LA-LA-LAAAAaaaaaaa.

And hopefully, whenever he returns to Chicago, Earl of Studlandia and I will finally have our royally raunchy romp, despite the fact that our impromptu texting affair and unexpected emotional connection might be softening my noncommittal Snarky Brat heart into the fantasy of something more than just one night of whoreplay. After all, I’m now the respectable, responsible social media director. Maybe it’s time for a sexy international man candy of mystery to persuade me to find love within my own pleasure chest. #OnlyFoolsFallinLove #FirstTimeFanGirlofFoolishness

HOT MESS LOVE is a full-length stand-alone contemporary romance novel with a hilarious rompy rom com attitude and happily ever after ending. #Squee

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Review

Conchita is working at a candy store when she if offered the position of handling the social media marketing for company who deals in adult entertainment and toys. This is the perfect niche for her and is excited to get started but just when she experiences some success the investor wants to withdraw his backing and the social media battle begins.

Christopher is a sexy and successful businessman from England who happens to be in town when he meets Conchita at her candy store. The chemistry between them is electric but they are connection in a way that neither knew or expected and that is when the fun really begins!

Heat, humor and two great characters who challenge each other in all the right ways.