Clusterf*@k 💜 Available Now

Clusterf*@k by Elise Faber is now live!
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1.A mismanaged and chaotic situation
2.A complexly muddled mess
3.A disordered and hectic condition
4.Misty Hansen’s life

Lonely. Alone. By herself.

The top three ways Misty had to describe herself—and it was no coincidence they all meant the same thing. She was single, almost pathetically so. It had been so long since she’d been with a man, she wasn’t sure she could even remember what it was like.

Hell, dust might float out if she took off her pants in the presence of the opposite sex.

She was also well aware that she was lucky to have a place to live, a great brother, and awesome friends. She should just be content.

But then she crashed into Chance—literally crashed—into the gorgeous man’s SUV, totaling it, and managing to cause damage to her brother’s house, all in one fell swoop.

It was a total clusterf*@k.

Because then the man ended up totaling her heart.

About the Author:

USA Today bestselling author, Elise Faber, loves chocolate, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and hockey (the order depending on the day and how well her team—the Sharks!—are playing). She and her husband also play as much hockey as they can squeeze into their schedules, so much so that their typical date night is spent on the ice. Elise changes her hair color more often than some people change their socks, loves sparkly things, and is the mom to two exuberant boys.

She lives in Northern California. Connect with her in her Facebook group, the Fabinators or email her at
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Misty has a business she loves, is surrounded by closed friends and due to her past is very close to her brother however what she would really like is a man to share her future with. While visiting her brother and sister in-law she has a night she will never forget as not only does she bump into her brother in-law’s car, but she forgets to put the car in park and damages her brother’s house as well.

Chance isn’t looking for love, but he is enchanted by Misty and when she won’t go out with him, he has her brother and his family convince her. When a misunderstanding occurs after their date Chance realizes how special she is and that he wants much more than a night with her but first they have some obstacles to overcome.

Romance and danger combine as Misty’s feisty personality is a perfect match for the protector in Chance as they prove the lengths that they would go to for each other and to be together.

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